so lately i have been trying tolose weight and save money so obviously the first thing that needed to get cut out was going out to eat. however, the other day a friend convinced me to go get japanese food with a friend at the expense of walking there to maintain the weight losing and she would pay so i would not spend money.
well i love japanese food and for those of you who love japanese food too, you know that you usually get the sashimi or roll first and then you get a small meal, well since i wasnt paying i certainly got the gyoza with the chicken teryaki, and vegetable tempura meal with the soup, rice, salad, and funky cold mashed potato thing. well needless to say i ate it all and at this point my stomach had completely gained a bump in it and i was feeling very uncomfortable. i did a glance to the left, a glance to right and decided i could quickly unbutton my pants with no one noticing. that plan proved to have a few flaws.
i had bloated up so much that i couldnt get the button undone, and then as im struggling to get it unbuttoned i turn and see that all the waiters and waitresses are laughing at me from behind a beaded curtain as they are watching me struggle. as the lady brought us the check she had to make a joke as she was grabbing my near empty bento from me saying “are you full enough ma’am” and then snickering. i was quite the embarassed one as i see most of the people who work there every day! (i live on the same street as this restaurant)
needless to say i will be wearing stretchy pants if i ever go out to eat again!
